I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved into my closet and I don’t know how long I have to be here I don’t have snacks or anything

update: I found a chocolate bar on my shelf but also my phone battery is at 20% I feel like bear grylls

don’t you have clothes in your closet

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"Fuck, my tea."

— me approximately an hour after every time I make tea  (via literallycatbug)

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when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them


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*wears headphones so annoying roommate won’t talk to me*

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after watching anaconda


after watching anaconda

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when my friends talk in front of me and don’t include me in the conversation


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