116990 notes | 2 hours ago , via promiseyouheaven | from aqualateral

camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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rawhumor:

Yer a hazard, Harry!

rawhumor:

Yer a hazard, Harry!

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)




615 notes | 10 hours ago , via looneylockhart | from offtojamieland

be careful what you wish for..

(Source: offtojamieland)




49462 notes | 13 hours ago , via keepquietdarling | from silly-luv

"I wonder who’s gonna be by my side in 10 years"

— unknown (via jasfuckinq)

(Source: silly-luv)




hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math




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246383 notes | 1 day ago , via stuupidteenager | from partytights


snorlaxatives:

i’m so popular at parties i make the best mixed drinks

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officialvarrictethras:

why aren’t more people talking about the shrek musical because

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just fucking look at it

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just omfg

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i cant tell if the costumes are really clever or fucking awful

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oh yes that’s fucking tapdancing mice from the pied piper

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DUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH

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puppetry

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lord farquaad is a man on his knees with tiny fake legs dear god 

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PRINCESS FIONA IS HILARIOUS

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seriously oh my fucking god

IT’S ON NETFLIX WATCH IT NOW




spoopyphilia:

bloodyoathmate:

My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better 

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