139649 notes | 1 week ago , via gabstooper | from zanetehaiden

superwhoachievementlockednarwhal:

zanetehaiden:

capslockapocalypse:

zanetehaiden:

Imagine if we lived in a world where you could see the exact date when everyone is going to die except for yourself

And then one day people start acting nice to you. Like, really nice.

WRITE.
A STORY.

I did

you should read the story




131379 notes | 1 week ago , via totalconstant | from brainstatic

brainstatic:

My favorite Harry Potter character was the Sorting Hat. His job was to learn people’s secrets and then judge them.




1707 notes | 2 weeks ago , via disneyismyloveandlife | from chouhei

"The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Ted and Robin."

source (via dokiis)



241871 notes | 2 weeks ago , via tyleroakley | from mulched

5ludge:

I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found thisimage

andimage

I really don’t know what I expected.

(Source: mulched)




sunnydaysinamusicalhaze:

djsckatzen:

otakumusician:

image

FUCKING HIT PLAY OH MY GOD

I don’t even know how to process this..




not-enough-fandom:

boywonder99:

(via)

SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKERS THERES NO JOKE OR CLEVER COMPLAINT AT THE END OF THIS POST BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING. I BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WOULD SEE SOME STUPID FACE OR PAINFUL MEMORY FROM SHERLOCK HUH?? NOPE JUST THIS STUPIDLY LONG POST. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS THE ULTIMATE FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVENT SLEPT IN 3 DAYS.

(Source: onleatherwings92)




402893 notes | 2 weeks ago , via gabstooper | from sensxal-bliss

"After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week."

— (via kalories1)

(Source: sensxal-bliss)




324422 notes | 2 weeks ago , via queenofnetherlands | from bellecs

odddaysgeorge:

agnusmonster:

This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels

The musical equivalent of red lipstick. 

(Source: bellecs)




55511 notes | 2 weeks ago , via allons-ysherly | from vote-satan

vote-satan:

Cleaning my room requires a minimum of three dance numbers, two emotional break downs and one epiphany. sacrifice is optional.




tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone